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posted by cx_ed, May 30, 2007 11:52 AM — 4 comments

Chuck Norris takes photographs in CMYK.

Chuck Norris' photographs are all resolution independent.

Chuck Norris' flash can melt aluminium at a hundred paces.

The 'Rule of Thirds' does not apply to Chuck Norris.

When viewing a Chuck Norris photograph the only non-life threatening comment permisable is "Brilliant. Perfect".

When Chuck Norris takes a picture the entire world freezes while the shutter is open.

Chuck Norris' photographs come out perfectly, even when the lens cap is still on.

Chuck Norris' "roundhouse foot" is in every photograph, but it's so fast you can't see it.

When Chuck Norris takes a photograph of a landscape, the photograph and the landscape itself are copyright to Chuck Norris.

Every woman is a "10" through Chuck Norris' lens, even if they weren't before.

It is a good thing most cameras are black, because as Chuck Norris points out "colour is for sissies".

Chuck Norris' photographic reflexes are so good he can capture an action scene after it's happened.

Chuck Norris only uses one lens... The Chuck Norris lens, which is capable of microscopic, macro, telephoto, wide angle and fisheye... all at F1.0

Chuck Norris can take as many photographs as he likes... without a memory card.

Dust is afraid of Chuck Norris' CCD.

Chuck Norris does not 'bracket' his shots.

Women photographed by Chuck Norris become instantly pregnant. Men faint.

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1. posted by crisderaud, May 30, 2007 4:27 PM

At 67 years old, I don't think Chuck is much of a threat in front of or behind a camera anymore.


2. posted by cx_ed, May 30, 2007 4:36 PM

Quite right Crisderaud, but I though it was funny anyway...


3. posted by driedela, May 30, 2007 2:10 PM

funstuff ^^


4. posted by Recliners, Jun 21, 2013 4:28 PM

it's not useful because details are disappeared.

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